BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it’s obviously a competition we don’t know about; that’s right scooter manufactures are in a heated battle to come up with the world’s daftest names. Yamaha are now in the running. I’m not sure if they can take out the all time leaders; the “Man Boy” and the “Duck”. Just imagine a friend asking you what you’re riding. ‘Oh..ahh I’m riding a Man Boy’. Your friend looks on in shock and says. “Really, I didn’t know you’d been to Thailand”.

Let’s get into the meat. Forget the name, the BeeWee is a fun bike to ride. This little scooter is an inner city traffic weapon. You’ll go from mere commuter to a road carving battle warrior. Well, you probably won’t be that cool; I mean what kind of road warrior rides a BeeWee. I can see Mel Gibson standing there talking to Humongous the leader of the underworld. “You think you can escape in your Interceptor?” Mel would be like, “ahh yeah like, I’m not driving the interceptor anymore, I’m on ahh…a BeeWee. Look, I know it sounds a bit naff but it’s great fun…ahh come on guys stop laughing at me…okay okay it’s a bit gay. Ahh hell, you’re right I’m a girly wee man boy… just kill me”