Women thankfully don’t suffer from this idiotic display of testosterone and quite happily scooter around without any fear of the ‘Cave Man”; in fact cave man is usually chasing said scooter girl around. That I believe is the answer to the problem…see cave man is simply afraid of us scooter boys. See we can get around quicker than he can in his eight billion horsepower V8 engined petrol consuming juggernaut…which is stuck in traffic. While he sits venting his massive amount of pent up fury at the drivers around him like a caged animal…us scooter boys are parked at the local café having a latte with the cute scooter girl. You can’t beat us cave man…but you can join us. We welcome you with open arms. The above intro is for good reason; have a look at the bike I’m testing here. The SYM Mio 50 is well very very very target orientated. It’s targeted fairly obviously at women, now given our female reviewer was…well we don’t have one yet. That would be me then…and no I don’t wear a dress when I test the girlier bikes…it’s not safe. I only wear them when I go out at night.

Forget the styling stuff man, get over yourself…this intro will never end. THE SCOOTER. I was in no hurry to finish my intro for good reason; I simply don’t have much to say about the SYM Mio 50. Here it is then…it’s cool, in fact it’s basically identical to the SYM Mio 100 I rode recently except for the 50cc engine. Same great handling only even better as it weighs less at just 80kg; same cool styling with lots of extra features, same high build quality, same solid brakes with a disc up front and a drum in back, same same same.